As some of you may or may not know I am a chud gamer. I have been playing video games and avoiding people for my entire life. I am also a Asmongold Enjoyer #NoHomo
Recently Zack aka Asmongold joined the World Of Warcraft Forever BETA. Basically World of War Craft decided launch this OG version of World of Warcraft because so many people were sick of the state of modern WarCraft.
I never got into WoW back in 2004 when it came out. I tried it briefly for a couple weeks but then got booted off the server because I was too lazy to kill enemies so I just bought a $20 program that controlled my character like a robot.
Anyway back to 2026 where Asmongold has joined WoW Forever Beta and started a guild called OLYMPUS. The guild is super inclusive and progressive. He allows fat people and retards in. Everyone is welcome even his haters.
So far his guild has reached 40000 MEMBERS a record in WoW history.
Each guild can only have 1000 members so they created Olympus 1, Olympus 2, etc. There are also guilds for certain groups like women.
Olympus Laundry and Olympus Kitchen.
I joined Olympus GigaCHAD because this is the group that best represents me.
This game is not cheap. I had to buy an $83 package just to get BETA access. If I would have waited until Nov 4 when the game officially launches I could have played LVL 1 - 20 for free. I just got caught up in the movement and I have now wasted $100 Canadian dollars on a game that requires a $22 / month payment...forever.
I plan on getting a 3 month plan and riding this meme for a little while. Who knows, maybe I will decide to stay and become one of those WoW nerds with no life. Of course I fully expect to be banned shortly because I picked the slightly suggestive name "Dishwasher Gurl"
I am going to LARP as a woman who's soul purpose is to serve men and wash dishes.
Currently I am LVL 6 and just building my character up to 20. Not going to go too much farther because this character will likely be erased when the BETA ends October 29.
My plan for my character is to have her walk around in her underwear so that men may gaze upon my super sexy woman body.
Stay tuned I might post about my progress in the game if it seems interesting enough.
Until Next Time
/Ethan Caine